When Pigs can FLY!

A Heaven for the Irresponsible!

Elsewhere on HEALTHARK.com we have posted the Pope's

Message, reported in the SUN Tabloid of Aug. 17, 1999

in which a reporter discussed an address he made in St. Peter's

Square saying there is no literal place called "Heaven"

THE BAD NEWS...

And also in the same article discussed a Jesuit article in a

Jesuit Newspaper that pronounced that there is no literal "Hell"

THE GOOD NEWS!


Deprived now of any usefulness to the expression

WHEN....HELL FREEZES

OVER...

I am proposing a NEW ONE that should be

almost as useful as the former one....

WHEN PIGS CAN

FLY!

The idea here is to compliment the Vatican in

discarding ideas that have no longer any

usefulness in a real world beginning a NEW AGE,

and also to point out some HUMOROUS

PARABLES OF JESUS along these lines!

 Read the Pope's

MESSAGE

saints.htm

Read about Jesus'

PIG PARABLES

pigfly2.htm

Dr. Robert Holt used Gospel Pesher to "decode" the Pig Parables.