"Send me a Dream!"




 QUESTION: Can we call Jesus "Mister"?

 ANSWER: Only at the RISK of being called "Godless Atheists" by his dedicated followers who are quite certain they are the ONLY true "Christians" and that everyone else who does not honor and obey their DOGMA and RITUALS and their Church's INTERPRETATION of "Scripture" to the minutest detail will not be SAVED but spend ETERNITY in EVERLASTING HELL FIRE!



HOWEVER, That being said, and supposing that you're willing to RISK that "burning in hell fate, I'll remind you that --



   "The Carpenter"

   Mark 6:3 "Is not this the carpenter, the son of Mary,--"

  "The Brother of James"

   Mark 6:3 " --the brother of James, and Joses, and of Jude, and Simon?"

  "Carpenter's Son"

  Matthew 13:55 "Is not this the carpenter's son? Is not his mother called Mary?"

   "Son of Mary"

  Mark 6:3 "Is not this the carpenter, the son of Mary,--"

    Matthew 13:55 "Is not this the carpenter's son? Is not his mother called Mary?"

  "Son of Joseph"

  Matthew  1:24 "Then Joseph being raised from sleep did as the angel of the Lord had bidden him, and took unto him his wife; 25 And knew her not till she had brought forth her firstborn son: and he (Joseph) called his name Jesus."

    Luke 2:41 "Now his parents (father and mother) went to Jerusalem every year at the feast of the passover.  43 And when they had fulfilled the days, as they returned, the child Jesus tarried behind in Jerusalem; and Joseph and his mother knew not of it.  48 And when they saw him, they were amazed; and his mother said unto him, Son, why hast thou thus dealt with us? behold thy father and I have sought thee sorrowing."

   NOTE: Unless we assume God is a carpenter, Matthew 13:55 (Jesus as the "Carpenter's Son") should settle the question of who was considered to be Jesus' father, no matter what Jesus said later.   Luke 2:48 settles the question of who Mary considered to be Jesus' father.



 John 3:2 (Nicodemus) "--said unto him, Rabbi --"


 John 3:2 (Nicodemus) "--said unto him, Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher come from God; --"


 John 20:16 "Jesus saith unto her, Mary.  She turned herself, and saith unto him, Rabboni; which is to say, Master."

  "The Christ"

   Matthew 16:16 "And Simon Peter answered and said, Thou art the Christ, the son of the living God."

  "King of the Jews"

  John 19:2 "And the soldiers platted a crown of thorns, and put it on his head, and they put on him a purple robe.  3 And said, Hail, king of the Jews!"

  "Lamb of God"

  John 1:29 "The next day John seeth Jesus coming unto him, and saith, Behold the Lamb of God, which taketh away the sin of the world."

  "Son of God"

    Matthew 16:16 "And Simon Peter answered and said, Thou art the Christ, the son of the living God."

  "Son of man"

  John 1:51 "And he said unto him (Nathanael), Verily, verily, I say unto you, Hereafter ye shall see heaven open, and the ANGELS of God ascending and descending upon the Son of man."

  "Elijah reborn"

  Matthew 11:14 (Jesus, speaking about John the Baptist) "And if ye will receive it, this is Elias, which was for to come. 15 He that has ears to hear, let him hear."  Matt. 16:13 "When Jesus came into the coasts of Ceasarea Philippi, he asked his disciples, saying, Whom do men say that I the son of man am? 14 And they said, Some say that thou art John the Baptist; some, Elias; and others Jeremias, or one of the prophets."

  "Prophet Jesus"

  Luke 7:39 "Now when the Pharisee which had bidden him saw it, he spake within himself, saying, This man, if he were a prophet, would have known ---"

    Matthew 11:14 "---Jeremias, or one of the prophets."

   "The Door"

  John 10:9 "I am the door; by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall go in and out, and find pasture." (as a sheep).

   "The Good Shepherd"

  John 10:11 "I am the good shepherd: the good shepherd giveth his life for the sheep."

  "Beelzebub" and "Satan"

  Matthew 10:25 "It is enough for the disciple that he be as his master, and the servant as his lord.  If they have called the master of the house (that would be Jesus), Beelzebub, how much more shall they call them of his household?"

    Matthew 12:26 "And if Satan cast out Satan, he is divided against himself; how shall then his kingdom stand?  27 And if I by Beelzebub cast out devils, by whom do your children cast them out?  therefore they shall be your judges."

  "The Man of a Lie"

   (When the Dead Sea Scrolls were discovered, it was thought by some that at long last we'd find Jesus talked about outside of the Gospels.  Indeed his activities WERE described, but not in the positive language Christians had hoped for!)

      1QpHab 2:1-4 "-- those who were unfaithful together with the Man of a Lie, in that they did not listen to the word received by] the Teacher of Righteousness from the mouth of God. --"

      1QpHab 5:11-12 "---the Man of a Lie, who flouted the Law in the midst of their whole [congregation]."

  "The Wicked Priest"

   1QpHab 9:9-12 " the Wicked Priest whom God delivered into the hands of his enemies because of the iniquity committed against the Teacher of Righteousness and the men of his council, that he might be humbled by means of a destroying scourge, in bitterness of soul, because he had done wickedly to his elect."

  "Our High Priest"

  (After the crucifixion of Jesus, he was eventually thought by First Century Christians to be their "High Priest", a position defended by the author of Hebrews.)

    Hebrews 5:8 "Though he were a Son, yet learned he obedience by the things which he suffered; 9 And being made perfect, he became the author of eternal salvation unto all who obey him; 10 Called of God an high priest after the order of Melchisedec."

  "The Bridegroom"

  Matthew 9:15 "And Jesus said unto them, Can the children of the bridechamber mourn, as long as the bridegroom is with them?  but the days will come, when the bridegroom shall be taken from them, and then shall they fast."

    Matthew 25:1 "Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom."

  "Word of God"

   Psalms 33:6 "By the word of the Lord were the heavens made, and all the host of them by the breath of his mouth."

  John 1:1 "In the beginning was the word, and the word was with God, and the word was God.  2 The same was in the beginning with God. 3 All things were made by him, and without him was not anything made that was made."

    Acts 6:7 "And the word of God increased."  (Luke, in Acts, is using this phrase to refer specifically to the resurrected Jesus, who is seen every now and then in Acts.

    Acts 12:24 "But the word of God grew and multiplied." (In these coded texts, it is shown that Jesus' family is increasing and that indeed, Jesus is having children of his own!


The Age of Aquarius!

   John 7:37 "In the LAST DAY, that great day of the FEAST, Jesus stood and cried, saying, If any man THIRST, let him come unto me and DRINK."

      38 "He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow RIVERS of LIVING WATER."



   1) Can we call Jesus "Mister"?

   2) A "Hot for Jesus" Blog!  ("Santa, Baby!")

   3) "Jesus loves me, This I know!"

   4) "Dear Jesus, Please send me ---"

   5) Matt. 7:7-11 has its limitations ---

   6) Come on in out of the DARK!

   7) Rattlesnakes and Bulls and Devils!

   8) Angels and Demons!

   9) Nicodemus taught Egyptian Theology

   10) "Sleep on Forever with the Pharaohs"

   11) Time travel in Luke 5, 2 ships not one

   12) Sleeping "SANDMAN" in Luke 8:22-25