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Subway to HELL! |
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Besides fishooks named "heaven" and "hell", and keys, there is a SUBWAY or "Train to Hell"! ....Hear ....Hear! |  |
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We are discovering on this Web-Site that Jesus did not stop telling Parables that amounted to "Jokes" 2000 yrs ago at Qumran, but has lived on as a Time/Space traveler to continue to tell them through Ellen White's views and visions....Bicycles were a very new thing in |
| Ellen White's age (late 1800's and early 1900's) and she was against them, as she was against playing checkers and reading novels. ...These were, I believe, her own views, not those of Jesus! ...The recent movie The Road to Wellville pretty well showed why a bashful lady like Sister White would feel bicycles were "sinful"...One lady in the movie said that if she got to ride a bicycle once in a while she no longer "needed" her husband. ...Perhaps Sister Ellen discovered this also! |
I have labeled this page "noknok2" to follow "noknok1" because they make a series of pages in which the "Joke" is on Adventists, with the punch-lines delivered by Ellen White in her visions and books. |
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There were trains in Ellen White's time, but no SUBWAYS! | |
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A cartoon of people getting on a second-class English railway car in 1847...It might just as well have been a SUBWAY! |
| My history book says: "Railroads were adapted for city use in the early nineteenth century, with streetcars pulled by horses. ...New Yorkers rode their first steam-powered streetcar in 1837. ...But Europe pioneered in the field od electric power, with the electric trolley (a streetcar powered by electricity) and the trolley bus (which did not need rails). ...The first electric trolley ran in Berlin in 1881. ...London opened the first electric-powered underground railroad (subway) in 1890. ...On the continent, the first subway was a two-mile line serving the Hungarian city of Budapest." Western Civilization AMSCO 1983 |
In defense of her "Open and Shut Door" vision of 1849...Ellen White elaborates upon the "rapping delusion" still further on 87-89..Paragraph 2 of page 88 describes our SUBWAY, published in 1882, still 8 years before the first modern subway was opened in London... "I saw the rapid-ity with which this delusion (rapping) was spreading. ...A train of cars was shown me, GOING WITH THE SPEED OF LIGHTNING. ...The angel bade me look care-fully. ...I fixed my eyes upon the train. ...It seemed the whole world was on board; that there could not be one left...Said the angel, "They are binding in bundles READY TO BURN." ...Then he showed me the conductor, who appeared to be a stately, fair person, whom all the passengers looked up to and reverenced. . ..I was perplexed, and asked my attending angel who it was. ...He said, "It is Satan. ..He is the conductor in the form of an angel of light. ...He has taken the world captive. ...They are given over to strong delusions, to believe a lie, that they MIGHT BE DAMNED. ..This agent, the next highest in order to him, is the engineer, and other of his agents are employed in different offices as he may need them, and THEY ARE ALL GOINGWITH LIGHTNING SPEED TO PERDITION." ....SUBWAY TO HELL! |
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AnySUBWAYat high speed goes"rap-rap""rap-rap""rap-rap And everyone knows that HELL is somewhere undergound! |
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Out in the real world, not the world of sym- bolism, Parables, and paranoia, subways were built in all large cities, and came in handy when HELL broke loose outside, from the air! |
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Cave 4 "heaven" is on the left, and Cave 7,8 Hell is on the right..but "Destruction" or"Perdition" is 6 Km south at K. Mazin..At Ain Feshka, 3 Km south, one could take the narrow hilly path to Qumran or the wide beach path to "Destruction". |
Matt. 7:13 "Enter ye at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 14 Because straight is the gate; and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it." |
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IF indeed the SUBWAY TO HELL exactly parallels the set-up at Qumran-Ain Feshka-Kherbit Mazin, we know that Jesus, as Messiah of David, and Andrew, Peter, James, and John all took the wide path to Mazin (destruction) for 3 1/2 years! |
Not content to leave Ellen White's readers in the dark forever: Jesus has her tell about the other company, headed for the "straight gate" on page 88 of E.W. also."I asked the angel if there were none left. ..He bade me look in an opposite direction (the Qumran trail leads North, the Mazin ["destruction"] way South), and I saw a little company travelling a narrow pathway..." |
One can now, with a little help from Isaiah 66, especially verses 3 (last part, and 4...DECODE the entire SUBWAY to HELL Story! The "Conductor" is Jesus...using Isaiah as authority to delude.. The "Engineer" is the Apostle Paul..fooling us Gentiles... The "Railway" is Orthodox Christianity..very popular!... The "Ticket" costs nothing...It's FREE.."Cheap Grace"... The ride is a happy one...everybody's satisfied!."Love" They reverence and love their Conductor."Jesus is Lord" Almost the Whole World is on board!"..."And Why not?" |
HEY! Who's that little group over there heading up the hill into the sunrise, they must have missed the train! ...Oh, that's just the Jews! They still believe in One God, the Ten Commandments, the 7th day Sabbath,...all that old archaic nonsense! ...Who's that old beat-up Jewish fellow leading them! ...Who knows! ...Or cares! Some Seventh-day Adventists might try to argue that they, 10 1/2 million strong, are this "small company" not on the train.....However, this just won't work!...Had they not slid back into Trinitarianism in the 1950s they may have been included...Keeping the 4th commandment is not enough if you continue to break Commandment one and three!...Giving lip service to Jesus as "Our High Priest" can't cover up that the vast majority of Adventists since the 1950s are in agreement with the Council of Nicaea and most of the other Catholic councils....What's more, Adventists should take a close look at the Theology, Ethics, and administrative procedures of their ministers, Andrews University, and their most recent General Conference presidents. |
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