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THE SEARCH IS ON - FOR A NEW LEADER OF NETHER HELL!

When I purchased my copy of "Dispatches from the Tenth Circle" I was at first confused about where indeed was this Tenth Circle? And it was not until I read a number of articles and stumbled across a relatively obscure item on pages 59 and 60 that the light dawned that the "Tenth Circle" is a grand new superstucture being now added to an overcrowded HELL!

 

TENTH CIRCLE ADDED TO

RAPIDLY GROWING HELL

IS THE HEADLINE FEATURED ON PAGE 59

The picture on the right is shown - "Hell Gate" is at the top left, then "Acheron". Next level is for the Virtuous Unbaptized, next Lustful, then Gluttonous, then Hoarders and Squanderers, etc, etc. Styx is behind the "Walls of the City of Dis". A big step down to Phlegethon, then a larger drop to Maleboge. The newest level at the bottom is to

be called Cocytus, and is devoted to Complex Fraud which has become such a problem among humans now living, that there is really not enough room in Hell proper to contain them all when they pass on. .....There is competition going on to choose who will be in charge of this vast new area of Hell, and the candidate must of course be not only TOTALLY EVIL but adept at torturing and controlling modern humans with their desires for freedom and pleasure and security with all kinds of harassment.

 

 SADDAM HUSSEIN IS, OF COURSE,

 HIGH ON THE LIST OF THOSE 

 WHO MAY QUALIFY

.....I"This sterling leader of Sunni Muslims and the Baath Party in Iraq was able to keep that large and potentially rich country in abject servitude to himself, his friends, and his family for many years. But he did allow some of the billions in oil revenue passing through his hands to actually reach the Iraqi people.

.......Even Saddam's favorite generals who had served his cause for decades could be tortured to death in front of their fellow generals for any sign of disloyalty, or simply shot in the face.....This type of action leaves no doubt as to whom is in charge, which is indeed the type of personality and leadership Satan and his subordinate Devils are looking for in the new leader of Cocytus, or 'Nether Hell'.

.....IIt remains to be seen if or when Saddam will be executed, now that the timid Americans are protecting him from the rage of his victims, but sooner or later he will reach the Gate of Hell, and we shall see if he will be chosen for the 'Top Job' there. [Other than that of Old Slewfoot Himself, of course."

 

A RAPIDLY RISING STAR IN THE EYES

OF HELL, AND MUSLIM TERRORISTS,

THE YOUNG PALESTINIAN, AL ZARQAWI

 

....."Although people who knew this young Sunni Fundamentalist thought that he was incapable of leading more than a few people, we have all been surprised by the depths of his talent.....I mean, he understands the Western mind. ...

Cutting off people's heads in public is nothing new to your average Arab audience.....It is the prescribed punishment for any number of offenses, both religious and political, and the villagers or city- dwellers who have witnessed the individual's sins or crime are invited to watch that person be beheaded. ....Both the accused and the audience have a right to expect a properly sharpened and heavy sword will be used, and that the executioner has a talent for such things.

....However, for an audience from outside Islamic lands, more crude methods are employed, and it is permissible to hack off a living person's head whose only 'crime' was to be in the wrong place at the right time. ....And so the black-hooded executioner, rumored to be Al Zarqawi himself in some cases, saws away at all that neck gristle with an ordinary knife, while blood spurts everywhere, and the cameras roll. ....It's better if the Infidel pleads for his life a bit, and screams in pain until his wind-pipe is severed. ....No doubt Satan himself has records and copies of these videos in the cool room in Hell, along with his supply of beer and whiskey.

.....There can be no doubt that the forces that control Hell are now providing protection for Al Zarqawi, but some day they will tire of doing this, and he'll get his. ....If Muslim authorities get to him before the Americans, he can only hope that the executioner's sword is sharp, and the one who uses it expert and merciful."

 

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Dr. Bob Holt, MD 7-30-2004

For those unfortunate enough to not be able to buy current issues of "the Onion" let me inform you that the compilation pictured on the left, titled "Dispatches from the Tenth Circle" © 2001 is available from Three Rivers Press, NYC and some bookstores.

Fortunately for the glorious cause of Islam, spreading knowledge of the tender regard of Allah for the human race around the world on September 11, 2001 [911]--

none of the blood, guts, debris, or falling airplane parts dedicated to Allah fell on "the ONION" headquarters, allowing this knowledge of Hell on Earth, and the WALL between Heaven and Hell in Kashmir to be aired, stressing there are two or more viewpoints on every issue, small or great!

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Steven Emerson, lecturer

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American Jewish Book Review

 

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