ROBOT RELIGION

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ROMAN CATHOLICISM

(Maker of Robots!)

 

CHRISTIANITY'S MOTHER CHURCH

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God's Church, His New Creation!

Genesis 1:26 Paraphrased

"And GOD said (a person NOT a Robot) let US (the Holy Catholic Church) MAKE MEN (and WOMEN, and CHILDREN) in OUR IMAGE, after OUR LIKENESS, and let them ( the manufactured images who look like GODS) have DOMINION over the fish of the sea, and over the cattle, and over ALL THE EARTH, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon THE EARTH."

 “So GOD (through His Church, the Holy Catholic Church) CREATED (manufactured, made with his hands, not birthed as his sons and daughters) MEN and WOMEN and CHILDREN (THE ROBOTS) in his OWN IMAGE, in the IMAGE of the Holy Catholic Church created (manufactured not birthed) HE them, male and female created he them."

     "And GOD blessed them, and God said unto them (VOICE-ACTIVATED ROBOTS), BE FRUITFUL and MULTIPLY, and REPLENTISH THE EARTH, and SUBDUE IT (CONQUOR IT); and HAVE DOMINION over the fish of the sea, and over the fowls of the air, and over every living thing that creepeth upon the EARTH. (but not over US, the God or Gods who created you!)"

BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY!

 

 Genesis 1:29-30

     “And GOD said, Behold, I have given you (MY ROBOTS) every herb bearing SEED (a self-replicating ENERGY SUPPLY) which is upon the face of all the EARTH, and EVERY TREE (structural building materials), in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding SEED; to you it shall be for meat."

    "And to  every BEAST of the EARTH, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the EARTH, wherein there is LIFE (INTELLIGENCE and the ABILITY to MOVE and REPLICATE), I  have given every GREEN HERB for meat; and it was so."

But, you should eat FISH on Friday,

and PORK is OK the rest of the week, --those Kosher rules are for the Jews only.

Sometime during the week you MUST

attend CONFESSION, and

SUNDAY attend MASS!

 Genesis 1:31

“And GOD saw EVERY THING that HE HAD MADE, through His designated CREATOR, the Roman Catholic Church, and, behold, it was VERY GOOD.  And the evening and the morning were the SIXTH DAY.  (AND IT DIDN'T TAKE VERY LONG TO MAKE IT ALL EITHER -- ONLY A FEW HUNDRED YEARS, ONCE HE GOT STARTED!)"

 

   

 Genesis 2:2-3

The Paraphrase Continues!

    "And on the SEVENTH DAY  (scratch that - First Day of the Week) GOD ended his WORK which he had MADE (manufactured, crafted, not birthed as sons and daughters) - THE DAY BEFORE on the JEWISH SABBATH when  he  had RESTED on the SEVENTH DAY from all his WORK which he had MADE." ---

     God, through his designated CREATOR, the Holy Roman Catholic Church, created a NEW DAY OF REST in honor of his Son's RESURRECTION -- and that church has decreed that all men and women (and ROBOTS) under their authority (and the authority of Saint Peter, the first Pope) should honor and keep holy this new Christian REST DAY!

    "And GOD BLESSED the SEVENTH DAY (SCRATCH! CORRECTION!) First Day of the Week -- SUNDAY, and SANCTIFIED IT: (as the New Christian Holy Day!)

     "because that in it he (HAD NOT) RESTED from all his WORK which GOD CREATED and MADE."-- BUT INSTEAD, SANCTIFIED AND MADE HOLY A NEW "SABBATH" a New "REST DAY" in honor of His Son's Resurrection!

VOICE ACTIVATION

Exodus 20:8-11

   "REMEMBER the  (NEW) SABBATH DAY, to keep it HOLY.

      "SIX DAYS   (MONDAY through SATURDAY) shalt thou labour, and do all thy (ROBOT) work;

      (IGNORE) That the SEVENTH DAY is the SABBATH of the Lord thy GOD: in it thou shalt not do ANY WORK (power off, desist, HALT, no mas, STOP, no ROBOT ACTIVITY):

      (AND THAT) Thou, nor they son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy STRANGER that is within thy gates:

       For in SIX DAYS the Lord made HEAVEN and EARTH, the sea, and all that in them is, and RESTED the SEVENTH DAY: wherefore the Lord BLESSED the SABBATH DAY, and HALLOWED IT." ---

      (AND Realize that) All Catholic Robots, and the Protestant Robots, and all those who these two ARMIES OF ROBOTS can influence and legislate for, must OBEY, under penalty of such BLUE LAWS as may still exist in spite of WALMART,

MUST OBEY, BECAUSE IT'S IN

THEIR PROGRAMMING, AND

WHAT ELSE CAN A ROBOT DO?

 

 

Deuteronomy 28:1

ďAnd it shall come to pass. if thou shalt hearken diligently unto the VOICE of the LORD thy GOD, to OBSERVE and TO DO all his COMMANDMENTS which I (THE HOLY ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH) COMMAND thee THIS DAY, that the Lord thy GOD will SET THEE ON HIGH above all the nations (AND CHURCHES) of the EARTH:--"

     7 "The Lord shall cause thine ENEMIES that rise up against thee to be SMITTEN before thy face: they shall come out against you ONE WAY, and FLEE before thee SEVEN WAYS."

   9,10 "The LORD (THE POPES AND THE CHURCH) shall establish thee an HOLY PEOPLE unto himself, as he has sworn unto THEE, If thou shalt keep THE COMMANDMENTS OF THE LORD thy GOD, and WALK IN HIS WAYS." (and being ROBOTS, what else, really, can you DO?)

    "And all people of the EARTH shall see that THOU art called by the name of the LORD; AND THEY SHALL BE AFRAID OF THEE."

 

And thus began a Jihad ("Holy War") that  continues to this very day!

AND IS LIKELY

TO CONTINUE AS LONG AS

 PEOPLE ACT LIKE

 

  RELIGIOUS ROBOTS

   From a number of different Sources, Biblical and Otherwise!

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BIBLE CREATION

Servant made of mud!

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MOSES LAW-GIVER

And Leader of Jihad 

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 ROBOTS WHO CREATE ROBOTS

Evolution Critigue

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The Creation

 by the Anunnaki

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Angels who mate with Human Wives

Forbidden ENOCH Stories

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ISLAMIC JIHAD Moss and Joshua Done Better!

Maker of Robots that Self Detonate!

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PENTECOST 20/20 Trying to re-establish Contact!

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MOTHER EARTH fighting ROBOT Parasites!

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The Invention of the Devil by Zoroaster

Wise Man of Persia

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ROMAN CATHOLICISM

 Maker of Robots

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NEXT PAGE: ISLAMIC JIHAD!

MOSES and JOSHUA DONE BETTER!

PROTESTANTISM as an ALTERNATIVE? to Catholicism,

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SEVENTH-DAY ADVENTISM as an ALTERNATIVE to both?

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INDEX of ROBOT RELIGION, Click Here!

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